ALAS, Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Romero, & William Friedkin, we MISS YOU!!! Lord, send us more cuz this film sux!
HORROR film writers use ANIMAL & CHILD ABUSE for suspense more & more. Why - does the general public really want that?? I can't believe they do.
FILMMAKERS NEED TO KNOW THIS:
1: You work to ENTERTAIN ME, not gross me out. You make money when you make me feel good. That makes me want to go to your movies. THEN, & ONLY THEN, YOU MAKE $$!
2: KILLING PETS, ANY ANIMALS doesn't scare me; it ANGERS ME because it ENTICES sickos to do it!
3: I get angry watching movies that SHOW child abuse, as IT entices pervs too!!
This cheap way of "anxiety building" in your movies has gone on too long; it doesn't entertain me or coaxes me to watch your MOVIES!!!
You use the same old chestnuts:
The protagonist can't EVER start their car when trying to escape an attacker, OR...
The female ALWAYS FALLS! (And WHY is it always the FEMALE who always FALLS???) OR...
Now, in this film, we not only must sit through the same old chestnuts of..
a family moving into a haunted house and.. the pet is not only FOUND dead, oh no..
THIS audience must endure NEW & THE IMPROVED:
*SOUND EFFECTS of killing the dog with what sounds like a mallet..
*Then hearing the "dumpity dump" of the poor creature's body in the clothes dryer! (I hope it didn't DIE that way, dear God!)
But wait! There's MORE! IN THIS FILM....
* We must endure even MORE nausea by CHILD RAPE & TORTURE.
*And, just to PROVE to us the scene truly is THAT NAUSEATING, the character who finds his dog VOMITS, allowing us to watch THAT! (Yum.)
I'm so SURE that this is going to be a first quality MASTERPIECE of OSCAR material! DONT YOU? (Oh, Lord, hopefully not!!!
In fact, it reflects how famished you movie makers are today of generating anything entertaining; this messy film proves it! 99% of Directors & Screenwriters have NO IMAGINATION!! NO METHOD TO AMAZE!!! The only "Method of Amazement" that you seem to have is "BLOOD, SEX, GORE, & ANIMAL/CHILD ABUSE.
The only AMAZEMENT this joke erupts within me is WHY the ASPCA hasn't raised HOLY HELL to REMOVE films like this from public viewing. It's one of the most OFFENSIVE, CRUEL films I have EVER watched in 68 YRS!
HORROR film writers use ANIMAL & CHILD ABUSE for suspense more & more. Why - does the general public really want that?? I can't believe they do.
FILMMAKERS NEED TO KNOW THIS:
1: You work to ENTERTAIN ME, not gross me out. You make money when you make me feel good. That makes me want to go to your movies. THEN, & ONLY THEN, YOU MAKE $$!
2: KILLING PETS, ANY ANIMALS doesn't scare me; it ANGERS ME because it ENTICES sickos to do it!
3: I get angry watching movies that SHOW child abuse, as IT entices pervs too!!
This cheap way of "anxiety building" in your movies has gone on too long; it doesn't entertain me or coaxes me to watch your MOVIES!!!
You use the same old chestnuts:
The protagonist can't EVER start their car when trying to escape an attacker, OR...
The female ALWAYS FALLS! (And WHY is it always the FEMALE who always FALLS???) OR...
Now, in this film, we not only must sit through the same old chestnuts of..
a family moving into a haunted house and.. the pet is not only FOUND dead, oh no..
THIS audience must endure NEW & THE IMPROVED:
*SOUND EFFECTS of killing the dog with what sounds like a mallet..
*Then hearing the "dumpity dump" of the poor creature's body in the clothes dryer! (I hope it didn't DIE that way, dear God!)
But wait! There's MORE! IN THIS FILM....
* We must endure even MORE nausea by CHILD RAPE & TORTURE.
*And, just to PROVE to us the scene truly is THAT NAUSEATING, the character who finds his dog VOMITS, allowing us to watch THAT! (Yum.)
I'm so SURE that this is going to be a first quality MASTERPIECE of OSCAR material! DONT YOU? (Oh, Lord, hopefully not!!!
In fact, it reflects how famished you movie makers are today of generating anything entertaining; this messy film proves it! 99% of Directors & Screenwriters have NO IMAGINATION!! NO METHOD TO AMAZE!!! The only "Method of Amazement" that you seem to have is "BLOOD, SEX, GORE, & ANIMAL/CHILD ABUSE.
The only AMAZEMENT this joke erupts within me is WHY the ASPCA hasn't raised HOLY HELL to REMOVE films like this from public viewing. It's one of the most OFFENSIVE, CRUEL films I have EVER watched in 68 YRS!
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