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Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre (2023)
Watch The Unbearable weight of massive talent instead.
This movie is a stinker and is way too close to The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Similar to that of
A BUGS LIFE and ANTZ
Except those two movies are both pretty good. I really do love insects. Especially ants, Beatles, bees, wasps, hornets , praying mantis, butterflies. I even like larvae and caterpillars. I like that one caterpillar Pokémon, actually two, cocoona and the yellow one. High my name is what? My name is huh? Sticky dicky slim shady. I wonder if Marshal Mthers like a bugs life or antz more ? Not sure. Eighty three more characters to go. Oh now twenty eight , now thirteen, all good.
The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker (2023)
Kai reminds me of some hippy kids I grew up with.
He has some screws loose that's for sure. Something evil about Kai that I can't describe. He seems like the kind of guy that could just snap at any moment in the blink of an eye. Kai Kai Kai snapping in the blink of an eye. I am not a person like that! You think that I am? I don't give a crap about what you think!!!!! Solid watch though, I think Kai was probably desperate for money and decided to sleep with the old man, but then regretted it so he killed him. Screw loose! The guy who was in the band that opened for Kai seems like a real loser eh? Cringed me out really. Fuuuuuck smmmaaaaaaash smaaaash samaaaaash.
Smile (2022)
I was pretty bored unfortunately.
This movie wasn't the worst. It has some jump scares. I am a grown man and it is hard for me to be scared during a movie. I have never really even been scared before. Fear has never really been apart of me. Try me, I ain't scared. If you think you can walk over to my house and start something, you have another thing coming to you. I am loco, bananas brother. No weapons, we will fight like men. I liked the scene where the sisters neck went upside down and the part where she fell through the glass table. Let's meet in a park near one of our places and start this match!!!! You think I am scared!?
Love, Death & Robots: Bad Travelling (2022)
Not great!
This is definitely a bad episode of LDR. A giant crab!? Are you kidding me? I half expected Jack Sparrow to swoop in and say something like " crabby crabby where you? Crabby crabby zoom zoom zoom " you know ?
Senior Year (2022)
What!?
Not sure what's going on here. Really creepy movie. I didn't expect this movie to be aloof the horror genre. I vomited all over myself at some of these scenes. The only saving grace to this movie was the Johnny Depp cameo. I can't believe he shows up at the ve try end as the old ninja. The Brittany spears scene was really good though.
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)
Wow. A movie for the ages.
I absolutely didn't hate this movie. The strangers die in this one which is interesting. There is absolutely zero room for a third The Strangers instalment. The main Strangers explodes and then drives a burning truck around for a bit! That's crazy! Or is it!? The more these murderous strangers appear on screen the more I want to know about them. I don't want them to be strangers anymore. I want to become familiar with the strangers. People are strange when your a strangers badadadadoo do do do dum and whatever. The movie was ok.
Morbius (2022)
I definitely watched this movie!!!
I got my tickets months in advance when I heard that Michael Morbius was going to be portrayed on the big screen!
I got my pop corn and I even got the limited edition Michael Morbius cup!
The movie was a blast and I loved every second of it. 1 out of 10!!! 1 being number 1!!!! The top! Numero UNO!!!!
The Night House (2020)
I got very bored and wasn't scared at all.
I wasn't scared , probably because I am an adult.
The part in LOTRTFOTR was scarier when Bilbo has sharp teeth. This movie had nothing for me personally, not scary, interesting for seconds, and not sexy. Rebecca Hall from Iron Man 3 lives alone and gets drunk while she finds out her dead husband was in a cult or something? Her husband played Toad in X-men days of futures past. The makeup for toad probably took longer than to film his parts in this movie. Toad maybe had a couple of scenes in X -men? I would skip this one.