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Codename: Yin/Yang (2006 Video)
3/10
Disapppointing...except for the hot blonde
18 February 2007
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I had high hopes for this flick. It sounded really cool. Granted, for a low budget movie it was done pretty well, but that doesn't give this movie an excuse to exist. The effects were obviously done on a Commodore 64, and the acting and dialogue was crappy. Some scenes were just stupid and some were extremely boring. The extras showed the premiere of the film and interviews with the actors. And once again, the hot blonde was what got my attention. She is the numero uno reason to check out this flick. On wait a second, forgot the lesbian shower scene which (SPOILER) doesn't exist! Man if it did, it would have probably saved this movie!!
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8/10
Not bad, just standard b-rated horror cheese.
5 May 2006
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First of all, this movie was meant to be a B-rated cheesy horror flick. You cannot take anything with Ron Jeremy in it too seriously anyhow (non-porno that is). I was expecting a serious, brutal gore-fest, but instead got a fun, gory, laughable movie. There's the usual blood, babes, and boobs and a hilarious old timer who helps narrate the tale. There is even a "fart" scene. Gee, what else could you ask for? The effects are decent for this type of flick and the acting isn't all that bad. Plus, there are a couple of hot looking chicks that aren't hard on the eyes. I just wish the DVD had more extras, like maybe a behind the scenes featurette or interviews with the actors and actresses. Anyhow, looking for a cheesy, fun, enjoyable late night movie? Check it out!
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B.T.K. Killer (2005 Video)
1/10
ugh....
3 May 2006
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Don't see this movie. Bad acting and stupid gore effects. A complete waste of time. I was hoping to see a lot of cool murders and hot chicks,instead the director depended on animal slaughter videos to shock you, the watcher. Disgusting. The murders are pretty lame, basically strangulation. One woman he stuffs worms in her mouth, one he puts raw hamburgers on her face and strangles her. BTK = BTK broiler, burger king's "killer" new sandwich....ha ha. I don't think this movie relied too much on actual facts. I mean, he real BTK killer didn't carry around a bunch of rodents, scorpions and worms..and oh yeah...a slaughtered cow head too. Go figure.
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