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Star Trek: Short Treks: Ask Not (2019)
Finally,Star Trek is here !!!
The show looks great without that stupid Discovery soundtrack,the new one totally rocks and now i really want to see another Enterprise show,because without that BAD Discovery legacy everything looks great again.It will be great if you will replace that yellow logo page with something blue or purple maybe, and that lame Discovery old fonts,too ,because they are ridiculous.Please keep Anson Mount in the franchise ,because he is a great actor and nobody wants to see him leaving.
Star Trek: Short Treks: The Trouble with Edward (2019)
I like the acting.
The actors and the director of this episode are great,and this beats the fact the Star Trek creators have no clue about the biology lessons from the school.For example,Odo can turn himself in to a glass ,and can be as easy as a glass ,but in the same time he can transform himself into an iron shape shifting Terminator or in to a very heavy hard solid rock,so ,how much mass has h is body in reality ?!?..or how can he remain alive without eating anything,although he sometimes makes very much effort.. ?!?..or how can you combine a being with a copper based blood with the one with an iron based blood ..?!? ..or how to combine a being with two hearts with the one with one heart ( a Discovery producer would say something about their external ,sexual organs ,because they clearly don't understand such sub textual and still so obvious references) ...?!?...how can a being who eats cereal seeds to grow so fast without food and even they are just omnivore beings how can they eat so fast ,when they don't seem to have the sense of smell,they don't have eyes or mouth or ears ?!?..
Anyway the Critters-Gremlins are still cute enough and the actors the same to save this little episode for bad reviews.I would love to see a Galaxy Quest series with those actors and that ship,but we, the Trekkers, don't have that kind of luck.
Star Trek: Short Treks: Q&A (2019)
Because you like a Lollipop,sometimes you are satisfied just with the stick .
-I'm a Star Trek fan since i've started to like the sci-fi genre,but i still cant understand why they bring us such weird uniforms, just try to remember we grow up watching those, cool uniforms from Babylon 5,Andromeda,Stargate Sg-1,way back in the 90's and for those like me the new mustard and ketchup colored uniforms are looking just like some circus uniforms from a 70's Batman movie,you should be ashamed by yourself,i would fire all the make-up team ,the FX team and all the costume designers at once,because they are certainly not fit for a modern sci-fi show ,Number One looks like her breasts and her bottom are just about to explode under so called millitary and exploration uniforms,her face is too white compared with that artificial black hair color making her to look just like a failed trek version of Harley Queen running from a prison kitchen ,this is just as horrible as the aesthetics of the Lower Decks animation with those skinny frog legs and those frog eyes.I know the old fans are hanging by anything which looks like something from the old times ,but this is too much,i think i will enjoy The Mandalorian more than these new Trek shows ,even if i still don't like to see the planets exploding.The characters are looking very unreal,and i'm wondering how much space is between two decks ,because the commander is looking like she is about to be lifted on the top of a mountain and she doesn't look like a person who can hang herself with just one hand for more than a minute.
I just watched a doc from an Youtube channel ,The 5th Kind ,named The book of Enoch P.2-The Watchers and the Nephilim and i was stunned to see how great they design the space stations,the spaceships ,the future cities and the landscape from the space and planets and i invite the produces to see how a REAL pro is thinking and i bet those guys don't have your spectacular budget and i'm also more impressed by that Efrosian from the new Axanar production ,because they are still one of us and not just some old fans who are now selling their souls for this new shows. Those so called fans mocked the look of the Klingons and the look of the Tellarites and Andorians even if they know the old fans love the look of Shran and the look of Worf so please don't use this new aesthetic of the aliens in the next series if you are still care of us as long time fans.
Star Trek: Discovery: Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2 (2019)
-Is this the end of the never ending and bizarre prequels' era..?!?..
-Honestly i stopped watching this series a month ago,but the positive reviews of the fans made me to watch the final episodes.I had (again) a hard time getting used with the subcultural characters with creepy haircuts and weird uniforms which are making Enterprise to look like a masterpiece,because Star Trek used to reject the subcultural things.This show made me to wonder if the mass propagation of the LBGT trend is something pure subcultural (i have nothing against the people who are born like that),but this is the only thing who can explain the lack of this trend in the cultures which are leaving the subculture for the of the national history and culture , just like my country,we don't slam nobody for being gay,but yet, everybody just love to be straight,so this must be a subcultural thing of our days .I still don't understand why the characters with the implants still have other scars,for gods sake, even in the present days we have plastic surgery and the hair implants are something very common,or why the Klingons are green and why they don't like to have long hair,eyebrows and beards anymore,but this episode is a very good one,even if those fights are becoming sometimes hard to follow,(i almost felt to sleep till the last part of the episode and i really not missed a thing from the main story),the last scenes were...GREAT....i have no words to describe them and the ending credits music was great,this episode is indeed as good as the last seasons from DS-9 and episodes like Gambit,Conspiracy,Time's Arrow ,Q Who ? or Message in a Bottle and i'm so glad they stopped to mess with the canon,throwing the action so far in the future.This episode it is good enough even for haters ,like me.
Star Trek: Discovery: Project Daedalus (2019)
I hope they will not change The Romulans,The Remans or The J'em Hadar
I see they are going ahead with full speed when it comes about redesigning the alien species,and even if the new look of some old alien races is pretty good,excepting the monstruous disaster which was the look of the new Klingons and ( partially) the look of the Andorians (they have a new cool voice timber and they are more darker,but their ENT moving antennae were so great),i want to ask the producers to keep intact the look of the TNG Romulans (you could say they are looking different from the Vulcans ,because they are from a different continent and their culture is a little different from the Vulcan culture),to keep the look of the Remans (the Star Trek Dracula race),J'em Hadar (the Star Trek Predators) and the look of the Son'ja (they are the Sith lords of Star Trek saga) and the Borgs (the Star Trek cenobites ,even if they were changed First Contact) because they are perfect.So, please mr. and mrs. producers,don't change them ! I'm also glad to see Jonathan Frakes at the helm again because he KNOWS his job,very well.
Star Trek: Discovery: The Sound of Thunder (2019)
I felt to sleep
I tried to watch this episode but this series cannot make me to be to careful to the ridiculously expensive scenes anymore.
Star Trek: Discovery: Brother (2019)
A good episode .
This episodew is good ,but i still can't stand Burnham's weird haircut ,just watch AVP if you want to se a great haircut,i still don't understand why they still use that lame 3D print for uniforms and costumes,probably those rookies never watched the uniforms and costumes from B5,nuBSG,Doom (the movie),Lockout,SAAB,or Stargate Universe,so they clearly are not one of us,unfortunately,probably for them Star Trek is just a good deal,that is all.I still want to ask the producers to use the TNG series look of the aliens ,in the same time with their new style,if they want a real continuity,especially now when they want a Picard series.I don't get why they are use Culberts character as a main one,when they have a whole crew who deserves that place,that is so unfair.I apreciate the introduction of the new characters,it is a good move from them.
Star Trek: Short Treks: Escape Artist (2019)
This is NOT canon.
-Sooo..they had more advanced robots than Lore with 100 years before the existence of Data/Lore ....?!?..how is this canon..?!?!..I never saw robots capable to have such super feelings before in the world of Star Trek so this is something new.If this is a visual remake why they didn't change Mudd and his fat androids in a Terminator style guys,because nobody is affraid of supraponderal guys anymore ..?!?...lol.