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Firecracker (2005)
like snl bad theater
Saturday night live used to have a sketch called bad theater. usually some imitation of ibsen with a guy pushing a big stone wheel around and around while screaming. this movie is like that. all kinds of gimmics. some scenes are in black and white, some in color. probably for the dream world/reality thing. karen black, who looks older than dirt, plays a crazy mother and a mutilated singer. again some duality bull manure. one son is mean and over acts. the other son is shy and overacts. mean son gives it to shy son up the rear end for some reason. shy son kills mean son. the whole thing is a confused art house mish mash that is kind of cool to look at, meaning the photography is sometimes pretty but is a big fat waste of your life to watch as a movie.
The Blue Butterfly (2004)
sucks
terrible. probably one of the worst movies i've ever seen. we figured that they got william hurt to act in this turkey by either paying him buckets full of money, or he wanted to go to the jungle and figured this would be a free trip, or he's part of the cult. because it must have been a cult that financed this movie. i don't know the cult of the healing power of the blue butterfly, or the jungle, or the big hole in the ground that they fall into. we watched this movie imagining if the guys from south park had written it and cartman was the little kid faking his lines so he could get a free trip to the amazon. there's one scene where they're swimming by the waterfall that's almost like nambla. jeez, have i written enough lines yet?