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Yellowstone: A Knife and No Coin (2022)
Sad music, sad cowboys, sad show.
Enough already with the stupid cowboy roping shows and country music cameos. The show is so boring I can't watch it anymore. I used to like this show, but now it seems so two-dimensional and uninteresting. The storylines are predictable, the dialogue too slow, and the characters lack any real depth or emotion. The performances are wooden and the plot moves along at a snail's pace. I'm just not interested in this show anymore. And the stupid crackhead guy married a hot veterenarian? In what world? I like the natural scenery of Montana as much as the next guy, but the show could use some more excitement and freshness. There's just no real suspense and the drama is too melodramatic. The writing is stale and uninspiring, and the dialogue often feels forced. And the crying needs to stop for pete's sake. The writing needs to be more dynamic and the characters need to be more believable. The show needs to be more engaging and more unpredictable. It's just not cutting it anymore. The show needs to be re-envisioned in order to remain interesting and captivating.
Killing Eve: Still Got It (2020)
Cartoonish
The director is turning Villanelle into a cartoon. Jumping and clowning around. Is this a show for 5 year olds now? The Russian handler is not an interesting character. Her big reveal boss is not either. Very off putting, the both of them. The cinematography is still good. The soundtrack is distracting this season. I guess the writers are desperately trying to kill off all the white men on the show as fast as possible. You are ruining the show with your regressive politics.
Killing Eve (2018)
Excellent
Honestly, my wife likes this show so much more than me it's ridiculous. Even so, it gets a 10 from me. Sandra Oh is a great actress, but Jodie Comer is even better if that is possible, and when the two of them are on screen together this show just sparkles.
Counterpart (2017)
Too political.
I liked this show, until they started introducing new characters just to meet the gender/racial/Muslim quotas. What a shame. Politics is ruining entertainment.
Aquaman (2018)
James Wan sucks
James Wan ruined MacGyver, so why not give him a chance to ruin Aquaman? Why do they keep throwing money at this guy? He sucks. And an additional star knocked off for casting Amber Heard. I wish I never heard of her. She acts about as well as a block of chalky cheese. At least cheese stinks. Politics is ruining all the entertainment.
Magnum P.I. (2018)
I tried to like it.
The Good:
I like the music, and the cars are nice (Although I prefer the old car). The new detective (Tim Kang) is great.
The Bad:
Magnum looks like a little boy, it might be his silly beard.
And where are the ladies? What's the point of a fantasy life on a tropical island if there are no attractive women? Might as well be watching 60 minutes.
Robin is so rich he owns "the biggest estate on the island". Seriously? He dropped half a billion dollars on an estate he NEVER visits? He's a writer for Pete's sake.
Higgins is way too helpful. And does Yoga. Higgins was MI6, and should be into BJJ, not Yoga. She should have her own life, what kind of character is always at someone's beck and call?
The writers should leave the hacking to someone who lives in a basement and does just that. It takes a huge investment of time to learn how to hack stuff, you don't just know how to hack into everything. It's not like cooking.
The "cultural" whatever lady is just unnecessary. She looks like a hairball a cat left behind.
The CGI is way overdone.
The whole "POW" storyline is just disrespectful.
The lawyer in episode 5 was the last straw. I can take no more. She looks like chewed gum.
Forever (2018)
Better than chewing glass
Episode 1 is a complete rip off of "The Nanny" season 6 episode 9. This is a really bad show about really boring people. It's like they are trying to put the audience to sleep. The editing is also annoyingly bad. Imagine the most boring person you know, and you will get an idea of what this show is about. The best thing about it is an ugly wooden dog. Don't waste your time.
Goliath (2016)
Don't bother with season 2
It's boring. The whole show is a half hour at most, and they drag it out for 8 hours. Thank god for the 10 second skip button, or I would have never made it through.
Elementary (2012)
You lost this viewer.
This has been one of my favorite shows for six years, despite the terrible talent choices in the captain and the Mycroft character, and the boring way Sherlock knows everything, from every type of polymer, through all of botany, all the way to obscure dialects of Mandarin (to say nothing of his repellent "addiction" self victimization). The show has had enough of a quirk to be interesting and I Love Lucy Lou. But the constant social lecturing has finally reached breaking point. I will find something else to watch that doesn't have the proverbial SJW stick up its rear end.
Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay (2018)
Terrible
It's got the plot from a bad Ninja Turtles episode with Captain Planet quality dialog and Samurai Pizza Cats animation. Top all that with a plain Jane version of Harley quin and Nicolas Cage in National Treasure level acting. The worst of all worlds. A five year old with brain damage might like it.
Impulse (2018)
Predictable emo mess.
Sarah Desjardins is amazing in this. The lead is way too emo, and can't act. Feminism rears it's stupid head. All stars are for Emma and the film crew, zero stars for anything else. What a waste of a good budget.
The Americans: The Great Patriotic War (2018)
Finally! a good episode!
Best episode in a long while! Now if they can just stop doing the random people driving around with a radio stuff. That's just boring, and it never leads to anything.
Gotham: A Dark Knight: One of My Three Soups (2018)
Here come the stupid ninjas again
I think the writers forgot that Barbara Keen marries Gordon and gives birth to Batgirl/Oracle, possibly the best character in the Batman franchise. Instead we get another boring Demon's head storyline. Yawn. It also means that Bruce, who was trained to be the Demon's head, killed the Demon's head, and therefore is the Demon's head, was passed over. Oh, and the league of shadows is now led by a bunch of feminazis. Great. I guess Feminism means we can't have nice things. Time to find another show to watch.
Fresh Off the Boat (2015)
They mutilate a baby.
In Season 4, Episode 18, they joke about mutilating a baby's genitals. They also say that there are "too many white people". I'm never watching another episode.
Stargate Origins (2018)
Nazis, not much else.
Nazis are evil, and bad. Also not nice. And they speak English. For gods sake, get a writer who has cracked a history book. All in all not a terrible show, but I cant get past the one dimensional evil Nazi trope. And the blubbering fool as a romantic interest. He really needs to grow a pair.
Justice League (2017)
Propaganda
SJW propaganda in the first 10 minutes. Didn't continue the movie. Won't be watching the next one.
Supernatural: Wayward Sisters (2018)
Worst. Episode. Ever.
This episode starts with a song that is more pained scream than music. The acting was horrible. A tiny girl can not beat up grown men. Did the writers not think that there may be more than one way to skin the proverbial cat? You cant just have a werewolf collapse after a tap on the nose. Horrible. I might stop watching the show altogether if there is one more pile of crap like this. I guess 3rd wave feminism means we cant have nice things.
The Flash (2014)
Days of Our Lives with The Flash
This show is a total soap opera. The Flash is my favourite superhero and I could like this show, but after trying for years, I've stopped watching. The writers have such a SJW stick up their rear-end, it just sucks the fun out of everything. Not much else to say. Oh, except that they broke the whole time-line. And ruined the Grodd story-line. And the reverse flash story-line. The only cool villain in the show is Captain Cold.
Episodes (2011)
Funniest thing on TV
I love this show. It puts a nice cap on a long day, where I just relax into the show for a few minutes and forget about the snow outside for a while. Matt LeBlanc is funnier in this than he ever was in Friends. There are some GREAT cars in the show if you know what to look for. It's a pretty sexy show too, which helps when you are trying to get close to your other half. The only slight grumbles that I have are: Genevieve O'Reilly left, and Daisy Haggard's character just pulls faces and makes noises. It was funny once, maybe twice, but give her some lines...
Star Trek: Discovery (2017)
Should be called "Star Trek: Why Bother"
I have watched every episode of star trek from every series multiple times, and I couldn't make it through the first episode without skipping. To say I'm a fan is a gross understatement. As far as this series goes: It's really bad. The dialog is boring and yet hard to follow. The special effects are fake looking and over done. The Klingons are cartoonish and plasticky. The ship keeps changing angles, I guess because the director had a crick in his neck? The second episode was worse. To top it all off, it's like a SJW vomited on my TV. I take it this series is Star Trek's way of saying "We hate our fans". I wont be watching any more of this drivel.
Halt and Catch Fire (2014)
Don't bother after season 2
The show starts off great, with a sexy make it or break it story line. Season 3 slows down. Season 4 is slow slow slow, and all the sex appeal is gone. The Cameron character should be killed off, and the whole venture capital firm is just boring. I am not wasting another hour on this show, and neither should you.
Legion (2017)
Boring boring boring.
All the other reviews must be by people employed on the show. I stuck it out to episode 6, because I love this character, but holy hell. Bland, semi-conscious characters. The girlfriend is just awful after episode 1. Whole episodes where nothing happens. It feels like the whole thing is on an SSRI. Who the hell is writing this pile of horse manure? The director is a moron.
MacGyver (2016)
Worst Show of the decade.
This is the worst episode of anything I have ever watched. There is no way any of the people involved in this pile of post digestive nutrients watched the original show. It is like a sugar crazed child's version of Mission Impossible. The pace is rushed, the plot is a copy of any number of shows, there is fake hacking, and a whole bunch of bad acting. I can honestly not imagine a worse use for good cash than this piece of drivel. I hope the studio comes to its senses and gives this show to a director who knows which end of a camera has the lenses. The lead is absolutely terrible. I am not sure which is worse, the script or the lead actor. This show sucks.
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Stink Trek
The film has way too much action. Its Star Trek for crying out loud, the morals, technology, and characters should at least get some screen time? Apparently not.
"To boldly go..."? No.
More like "To run crazily off a cliff".
The characters have no depth, there are way too many explosions (Boring) and embarrassingly, the technology does not fit the time.
The travel time between Kronos (Qo'noS) and earth is not the length of a conversation. Why would anyone fly a starship over an active volcano without shields, and if the shields were on, how did they run the transporter? Stupid.
Matka Teresa od kotów (2010)
Trainwreck.
The movie is all backward and out of joint. No plot is carried through. No character is developed.
Most of the movie is spent waiting for something to happen. There is no plot, and what little of the movie is watchable, happens in the first 10 minutes.
Characters appear, only to disappear without contributing anything to the film. You will get more out of the trailer than out of the movie.
If you didn't read about it in the newspapers in Poland before watching the movie, you will have no idea what happened.
The only reason this review has 2 stars is because I feel sorry for it.
Avoid.