It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia- Dr. Felix Coleman (Psycho Pete Returns)
Seeking meds for Psycho Pete; Dee, Dennis & Frank visit a psychiatrist, Dr. Felix Coleman. (Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito, Glenn Howerton & Graham Clarke)
You are never gonna be able to find a goddamn frog person.
Do you have some sort of donkey brain database?
Just search for any half-man, half-amphibious creature.
Doctor... I've always relied upon the kindness of strangers.
What is that, A Streetcar Named Desire?
I'm in desperate need of medical intervention. You see, years ago I tried to burn my college roommate down to the box springs whilst she was sleeping. And now... I have a hankering to do it again.
... the old bastard who ran the nitwit farm. He'll know where Froggy is.
I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade. Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I can even add you to my collection!
Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?
Of course I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch! Now, you say another word and I swear to God I will dice you into a million little pieces. And put those pieces in a box. A glass box... that I will display on my mantel.