2019 films from worst to best
Firstly from good news to bad news... It's been a good year for me when not reviewing films.
but the year overall hasn't gotten any better with films lately cause we have stinkers like Serenity, Ugly Dolls, MIB: International, After and The Dora Movie along with all Disney reboots off the run to reach the mark for examples on terrible ideas, but the year is finally over as I start off with the worst film of 2019, and that film is...
but the year overall hasn't gotten any better with films lately cause we have stinkers like Serenity, Ugly Dolls, MIB: International, After and The Dora Movie along with all Disney reboots off the run to reach the mark for examples on terrible ideas, but the year is finally over as I start off with the worst film of 2019, and that film is...
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- DirectorNeil MarshallStarsDavid HarbourMilla JovovichIan McShaneCaught between the worlds of the supernatural and human, Hellboy battles an ancient sorceress bent on revenge.Yes Double Toasted... Hellboy 2019 really is that bad!
It really is the worst and this didn't have the original characters, the visual effects were awful, has painful CGI and we never get to see Del Toro's 3rd Hellboy instalment because of it, and the main reason why this one flopped cuz of bad reception and only lasted one month in theatres. - DirectorSimon KinbergStarsJames McAvoyMichael FassbenderJennifer LawrenceJean Grey begins to develop incredible powers that corrupt and turn her into a Dark Phoenix, causing the X-Men to have to decide if her life is worth more than all of humanity.At first I gave X-Men: Dark Phoenix 5 stars, but then I lowered my grade again, and again, and again until It ends up on the TOP 3, It isn't good enough to get that rating, this film got completely panned, finding this to be "X Men" at it's worst and even one of the bad comic book films as planned.
- DirectorNick PowellStarsNicolas CageFamke JanssenKevin DurandFrank's caught wildlife in the Brazilian jungle incl. a 400 lbs. white jaguar. He ships it on the same ship as an arrested assassin. The assassin breaks free and frees the animals.I hate nearly all Nicholas Cage films, either his films have nothing but a story with too much support from many kinds of people, or Nicholas Cage is really that bad... and that's how I felt about Primal, never gonna expect anything decent from him or his writers again.
- DirectorF. Gary GrayStarsChris HemsworthTessa ThompsonKumail NanjianiThe MIB tackle a mole in their organization.Men in Black: International is the lowest rated film in "Men In Black" history, sadly replacing Will Smith with another white guy who was one of the Hemsworth brothers and he really didn't do too well, the action was bland but at least there were no horrendous special effects like the "Hellboy" reboot was, but still don't waste your time with this one unless you are with friends.
- DirectorAng LeeStarsWill SmithMary Elizabeth WinsteadClive OwenAn over-the-hill hitman faces off against a younger clone of himself.I would've put Gemini Man on the top if I could, but this review had been posted late and that's because I missed the opening shot, absolutely the best part of the movie... while everything else don't work from the special effects to the motion capture and most of the fight scenes look like a PS3 game.
Still a good movie compared to "Dark Phoenix". - DirectorQuentin TarantinoStarsLeonardo DiCaprioBrad PittMargot RobbieA faded television actor and his stunt double strive to achieve fame and success in the final years of Hollywood's Golden Age in 1969 Los Angeles.From what I felt when it finished my grade will not change any higher and a bad script gives proof into a bad film itself, I mean if "The Hateful Eight" flopped hard then Once Upon a Time in Hollywood wouldn't exist, and If I saw nothing good this year then I would stop making worst to best lists overall, Tarantino really needs to stop pissing off such historical people.
- DirectorJ.J. AbramsStarsDaisy RidleyJohn BoyegaOscar IsaacThe surviving Resistance faces the First Order once again in the conclusion of the Skywalker saga.A highly disappointing end of the "Star Wars" saga I believe, I've given this The Rise of Skywalker instalment whatever only 3 out of 10 cuz although any of their films are impossible to fail on every level it's still quite bad for such an End of the year and Disney/Lucasfilm cult.
- DirectorMalik BaderStarsLiam HemsworthEmory CohenDiane GuerreroTwo NYC money launderers make a quick drug deal. Things go wrong, as dirty cops are involved. One of the friends gets amnesia during their escape with the drugs and money.Action movies are the same now, Killerman is no different... Altho I liked the title, and it isn't an atrocious action film but if you wanna see a good one, just go watch "John Wick", "Die Hard", and the "Mission Impossible" films, Not this.
- DirectorRuben FleischerStarsWoody HarrelsonJesse EisenbergEmma StoneColumbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock move to the American heartland as they face off against evolved zombies, fellow survivors, and the growing pains of the snarky makeshift family.Hardly anyone was in the theatre when I saw Zombieland: Double Tap either because it was crap or it was a disappointing sequel, It ain't as fun, funny, mostly boring, It's like watching Zombieland all over again but with the bad concept and if they did ever announce a "Garfield 3" into live action then it will flop big time and hollywood would lose reputation.
- DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsJames McAvoyBruce WillisSamuel L. JacksonSecurity guard David Dunn uses his supernatural abilities to track Kevin Wendell Crumb, a disturbed man who has twenty-four personalities.I was massively disappointed with Glass, I mean McAvoy did a great job, and Willis was kinda decent, but I mostly take the blame on the scriptwriters.
- DirectorAlexandre AjaStarsKaya ScodelarioBarry PepperMorfydd ClarkA young woman, while attempting to save her father during a category 5 hurricane, finds herself trapped in a flooding house and must fight for her life against alligators.At first I thought Crawl was meant to be scary, guess it didn't happen of course Barry Pepper improved a bit with his performance and it had nice water effects but I've seen scarier before.
- DirectorSteven SoderberghStarsGary OldmanAntonio BanderasAJ MeijerA widow investigates an insurance fraud, chasing leads to a pair of Panama City law partners exploiting the world's financial system.If there's any other Netflix film with a newer low than The Laundromat then I would be a lot happier, I mean it did have good parts, cool cameos but some scenes are what we call ridiculous.
- DirectorRobert David PortStarsAlexander LudwigRJ FetherstonhaughMitch AinleyAfter four American soldiers witness a vicious murder of an innocent civilian by their sergeant, they're sent on a suicide mission led by a local partisan.Some of the characters were fine and that's all I could say about it, Recon is just a bland, cheap and lazy war movie with strong potential to make it a a decent movie, It tried too much to be as good as "Saving Private Ryan", but failed... and one of the worst parts are I was thinking one of the actors in this has the face of Asa Butterfield, boy was I wrong.
- DirectorAnna BodenRyan FleckStarsBrie LarsonSamuel L. JacksonBen MendelsohnCarol Danvers becomes one of the universe's most powerful heroes when Earth is caught in the middle of a galactic war between two alien races.I don't know why Captain Marvel flopped but no other MCU film can be as bad or worse than "Thor: The Dark World", Goose the cat was adorable and hilarious... and at least we still got Samuel L Jackson as psykick.
- DirectorPaco PlazaStarsLuis TosarXan CejudoIsmael MartínezA drug dealer looking for rest. A nurse looking for revenge. A crossroads where no one is safe.Eye for an Eye (The American Version), had an American translation I believe since I saw this on Netflix, It's Grimm in places makes the perfect example why a lot of foreign films can be more disturbing than Hollywood's bullshit, "Mother!" being divisive but this has a good main role helping a bad man in person, but I wonder if the Spanish version is either better or the same.
- DirectorTim StoryStarsSamuel L. JacksonJessie T. UsherRichard RoundtreeJJ Shaft, a cyber security expert with a degree from MIT, enlists his family's help to uncover the truth behind his best friend's untimely death.The good thing about this reboot of Shaft is that they kept Samuel L. Jackson but some of the acting from the rest of the cast was quite poor, at least we still got good action.
- DirectorMark Steven JohnsonStarsTravis FimmelRachael TaylorForest WhitakerIn 1972, a gang of close-knit thieves from Youngstown, Ohio attempt to steal $30 million in illegal contributions and blackmail money from President Richard Nixon's secret fund.Harry loves Steve McQueen, and finding him would've been a great idea... like watching his movies, ask for wallpapers, and more features, It's not usually the movie I'd watch regularly, and nothing was borrowed from other films I know, It was just inspired by classics... but at the same time it isn't an incredibly successful Oscar bait, not even close.
- DirectorRob LettermanStarsRyan ReynoldsJustice SmithKathryn NewtonIn a world where people collect Pokémon to do battle, a boy comes across an intelligent talking Pikachu who seeks to be a detective.I remember watching the original animated Pokemon movies as a kid, and when I saw Detective Pikachu it had "Roger Rabbit" vibes and "Blade Runner" like script, but It was not anywhere near perfect.
- DirectorJim MickleStarsBoyd HolbrookCleopatra ColemanBokeem WoodbineA Philadelphia police officer struggles with a lifelong obsession to track down a mysterious serial killer whose crimes defy explanation.You can deliver a promise of anything In the Shadow of the Moon can create, one for the people, one for your loving wife, the other for the making, and another for the whole world, you'll be a little impressed by this and it can have some sweet and also sad moments by times when explaining the real topic of this particular feature, but well... the film could've kept going.
- DirectorJon WattsStarsTom HollandSamuel L. JacksonJake GyllenhaalFollowing the events of Avengers: Endgame (2019), Spider-Man must step up to take on new threats in a world that has changed forever.Let me tell you that Spider-Man: Far from Home used to be 7 out of 10, well... not anymore, y'know still better than Homecoming but it could have done better at the same time though.
- DirectorTate TaylorStarsOctavia SpencerDiana SilversJuliette LewisA lonely woman befriends a group of teenagers and decides to let them party at her house. Just when the kids think their luck couldn't get any better, things start happening that make them question the intention of their host.Blumhouse films has made some bad ones, but at the same time few of Jason Blum's horrors are good as well, when I watched Ma it was so much scarier than I thought it would be, at first I didn't really care much, but the longer I see the better it gets.
- DirectorMichael BayStarsRyan ReynoldsMélanie LaurentManuel Garcia-RulfoSix individuals from all around the globe, each the very best at what they do, have been chosen not only for their skill, but for a unique desire to delete their pasts to change the future.I gave this film a 6 cuz the tile really fits my grade for 6 Underground, It's better than their "Transformers" sequels and I enjoyed their funny humour in the car chase scene, but the beginning and middle parts are better than the ending.
- DirectorBrad AndersonStarsSam WorthingtonLily RabeLucy CapriA couple stops at a gas station, where their 6 y.o. daughter's arm is fractured. They hurry to a hospital. Something strange is going on there. The wife and daughter go missing.Do you just hate it as when you see the film it was kinda good and then looked on IMDB with a bad rating? Yeah Me Too...
Fractured can be disturbing and horrible within the strategy of the film, but as a film itself it's very decent starring an actor who I'd seen in a long time now ever since the start of 2010 and as soon as the film hits off to 12 Min. things just got intense. - DirectorRobert RodriguezStarsRosa SalazarChristoph WaltzJennifer ConnellyA deactivated cyborg's revived, but can't remember anything of her past and goes on a quest to find out who she is.I know that Alita: Battle Angel was based off an Anime but it had some really good CGI.
- DirectorHans Petter MolandStarsLiam NeesonLaura DernMicheál NeesonA grieving snowplow driver seeks out revenge against the drug dealers who killed his son.The part I find most interesting about Cold Pursuit is the whole murder mystery event, Liam Neeson sure knows how to kick things off with a kill on his list.