- I have no ambition to be the Liberace of the drag world. Why do I have to be described as 'Charles Pierce, female impersonator? Why not just 'Charles Pierce, actor?
- [While impersonating Bette Davis who was very old at the time]: "Even Bette Davis doesn't do Bette Davis anymore!"
- [In reference to all the great silver screen actresses he used to impersonate]: "All speaking, all singing, all dancing, all dead!"
- (While impersonating Bette Davis -who, as Baby Jane Hudson, was impersonating Joan Crawford as her sister Blanche as she is ordering booze over the phone in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"?): "I want six bottles of gin, six bottles of scotch and a six-pack of Gatorade -I get thirsty when I drink!"
- Sex is a misdemeanor: d' more you miss, d' meaner you get!
- I'm the original "Valley Girl" - Death Valley girl!
- I'd like people who see my work to remember me as an actor. A good actor who made his living by doing some really good impressions. The fact that I went from rags to bitches was just one of those quirks of fate written in the stars.
- (As himself, to the audience) Remember when we all used to want to look like Elizabeth Taylor -- and now we all do?
- (As Tallulah Bankhead) The only reason I drink is to kill time till I'm drunk.
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