Father Takes a Wife (1941)
Gloria Swanson: Leslie Collier Osborne
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Quotes
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Leslie Collier : Aunt Julie, I'm very nervous about tonight. No man ever took me home to meet his children before. I don't know what attack to use. Should I be simple and sweet?
Aunt Julie : Well, I never got anywhere being sweet.
Leslie Collier : [Leslie pinches Aunt Julie's chin] You never got anywhere period.
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Junior : Uh, where are you going on your honeymoon?
Leslie Collier : I'd like to take a trip through the Rockies... with a pack and mules and...
Enid : The Rockies would be bad for Father's blood pressure.
Leslie Collier : Well then, we could go to New Orleans for the Mardi Gras, and beat each other over the head with magnolia blossoms.
[chuckles]
Junior : Well, that would be bad for Father's hay fever.
Senior : How would you children like it if we took a nice trip to some clinic. Then we could sail down my bloodstream and take some lovely x-ray pictures of our honeymoon.
[Leslie giggles]
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Aunt Julie : Boy, that Carlos is a killer diller!
Enid : Believe me, Leslie, I only wanted to help. I had no romantic ideas about him.
Leslie Collier : Neither did I.
Aunt Julie : Hm! I did, but you wouldn't let me get my hands on him.