- Walter Mitty: Your small minds are musclebound with suspicion. That's because the only exercise you ever get is jumping to conclusions.
- Gertrude Griswold: Walter, what's that awful smell?
- Walter Mitty: It's that cologne you gave me for Christmas.
- Gertrude Griswold: It's lovely, isn't it?
- Dr. Hollingshead: Perhaps you are mistaking me for someone else.
- Walter Mitty: Oh, no. No one looks as much like you do as *you* do.
- Walter Mitty: Did you see a woman in a green dress? I didn't see the driver's face, but the back of his head was kind of... oblong
- Walter Mitty: [singing while daydreaming that he's Anatole of Paris] And why do I sew each new chapeau with a style they must look positively grim in?/Strictly between us, entrez-nous, I hate women.
- [giggles]