- Alisande La Carteloise: Pardon, my lord, but the monster seemeth a gentle soul.
- King Arthur: Gentle?
- Alisande La Carteloise: He has nice eyes.
- [first lines]
- Hank Martin: Here ya are.
- [pays taxi driver]
- Hank Martin: Hey, has this castle always had four turrets?
- Pendragon Castle door man: Always.
- Sir Sagramore: If there were aught I could say, aught I could do to save thee...
- Hank Martin: Well, ain't there aught?
- Sir Sagramore: Naught.