Hogan's Heroes (1965–1971)

Dave Willock: Captain

Quotes 

• [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo] 

  Colonel Klink : I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. Please take your truck and its cargo some other place.

  Captain : I have orders.

  [Hands over papers with orders to Klink] 

  Colonel Klink : The only orders that I am interested in are my own orders.

  [Klink in a casual tone starts reading to himself the captain's orders paper] 

  Colonel Klink : "All ranks are ordered to extend complete cooperation, assist without question. Ahmmm. Failure... punishment execution by firing squad. Signed General Jodl for the Führer."

  [energetically and enthusiastically gets up off his chair and shakes the captain's hand] 

  Colonel Klink : Glad to have you with us, Captain.