- Len: What are watching this rubbish for? Sports Report's on the other side
- [changes TV channel]
- TV Commentator: So it's a corner to Chelsea. Hollins to Cooke to Osgood; across the goalmouth to Tambling... and it's a goal! A great goal to Chelsea... goal to Chelsea!
- Len: Way-heh!
- TV Commentator: ...Chelsea had left it too late; though they piled on the pressure...
- Len: Would you believe it, eh? Getting done by a bunch of slags.