- Waldemar Kosel: May you have the goodness to tell me where I am?
- Oberschwester Hildegart: Not in heaven yet!
- Waldemar Kosel: I have noticed that by the voice, this must be more hell!
- Dr. Leonhard Sommer: I will only buy a new car.
- Waldemar Kosel: That is wrong, Mr. Doctor. So wrong. What are you wrong, Doctor. You need a used car. Now you will ask yourself... what are you going to ask yourself, doctor?
- Dr. Leonhard Sommer: What am I going to ask myself?
- Waldemar Kosel: You are going to ask yourself: Why? And what I am going to tell you?
- Dr. Leonhard Sommer: I guess, you are gonna tell me.
- Waldemar Kosel: That's right. Because a car is only new until you start the motor for the very first time. And for that fraction of a second you need to pay a lot of money.
- Dr. Leonhard Sommer: Surely not me.
- Waldemar Kosel: Right. Because you are smart. You use a used one. And who uses a used uses Kosel.
- [takes a breath]
- Waldemar Kosel: Goddamn am I tired.
- Waldemar Kosel: If you are good we'll go to the zoo on sunday.
- Monika Kosel: Again? When I arrive the monkey are already waving to me.
- Studienrat Zackgiebel: [Zackgiebel is climbing under his car because it is jacked up by Hotte, he talks to him but doesn't realize that Hotte went away and a police officer is standing on the same spot] This will have consequences. You think you can dare anything, right? That's how it could go. No human is safe from you. I will change that. I will curb you. Don't stand there useless. I get sick when I see one of you. You only hang around on the street all day and make good people's life difficult. Lazy gang. How about you try to do some work? The only think you can do is killing time. Do you know what you are for me? For me you are nothing but rascals. Who do you think you are? Born stupid, nothing learned and half of it is forgotten. You can't even write and read correctly. Get lost. Go away. I can't see you anymore. Poor parents who born this. We can congratulate them. What am I talking? It's hopeless.
- [he comes out from under the car]
- Studienrat Zackgiebel: And if you don't get away, you'll get a few slaps in the face until you don't recognize yourself.
- [Suddenly he realized he is talking to a police officer]
- Studienrat Zackgiebel: Oh very good morning. This wasn't meant to sound like this. You understand this, don't you? Well, so long and no hard feelings. Well, Mr. costable, take care.