- Charlie Bennett: I came to town to pay my last respects to my dear old mother.
- Acquasanta Joe: In a whorehouse?
- Charlie Bennett: Poor ol' mother. I guess I am a son-of-a-bitch.
- Jeff Donovan: Nobody is his right mind would turn $3,000 for that Bennett.
- Acquasanta Joe: Just think of me as crazy.
- Jeff Donovan: Bury his mother? I'm telling you that man ain't got no mother. He was spawned on a rock and weaned on loco weed.
- [to Acquasanta Joe]
- Jeff Donovan: Got any last requests, Mr. Acquasanta? Just don't ask for a woman or a bandage over your eyes. Cause you already had the one and I'm plumb out of the other.
- Jeff Donovan: Here, I wouldn't want you to die without your hat on.
- Acquasanta Joe: You're a forgiving bastard, ain't ya?
- Jeff Donovan: Yeh, it's amazing. The similarities between us.
- Jeff Donovan: Pitty, ain't it? There you are with a mountain of dollars of gold in your hand, and not a chance of being able to spend it in hell. It's kinda ironical.
- Acquasanta Joe: Uhhh... Look, I would really prefer a redhead.
- [to the blonde saloon girl who enters his room]
- Charlie Bennett: Okay, we're here.
- Acquasanta Joe: We're where?
- Charlie Bennett: The end of the damn road as far as I'm concerned. My bladder's almost bursting...
- [grunting]
- Charlie Bennett: ... Don't you understand dammit! I gotta pee... Come on. You want me to ruin this saddle.