M*A*S*H (1972–1983)
Loretta Swit: Maj. Margaret 'Hot Lips' Houlihan
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Quotes
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Margaret : Oh, Frank. You're so above average.
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Frank Burns : Funny thing, war: never have so many suffered so much so so few could be so happy.
Margaret : We're lucky to be two of the few and not the many.
Frank Burns : I know, darling, and I love being both of us.
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Margaret : Act like a man, you sniveling twerp!
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Frank Burns : I don't see why the American taxpayer has to pay for a wedding between these two *pagans*.
Margaret : They're not pagans, Frank. Everyone's going to be wearing clothes.
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Frank Burns : [Grabs Margaret's arm to keep her from walking away from him] Margaret, can't we please talk about this?
Margaret : Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee.
[Frank removes his hand]