- Renata: No way! Harry was always sniffing after someone else to bed. And now he's found her. My replacement! But, it's my fault. I married a man who didn't love me.
- Donald Grayson: Go on, tie that asshole up. And no tricks. I'm watching you. Twist it around his wrists. Two, three times. That's it. Now tie a knot, nice and tight.
- Donald Grayson: You'd better cover your dick, cowboy. Did you hear? Move it. You too, madam. Get dressed.
- Renata: He doesn't make love to me anymore.
- John Dhannay: How long has it been?
- Renata: Almost four months.
- John Dhannay: He was okay in Africa?
- Renata: No. The whole time we were there he spoke to me maybe twice. I hardly ever saw him. Why did he take me along?
- Donald Grayson: This isn't one of your movies where the hero always wins. You'd better behave. And no tricks or I'll kill you right now.
- Aliki: Instead of later, you mean?
- Donald Grayson: I don't know. We'll see. What was that line you were rehearsing?
- Jack: Unconditional...
- Aliki: Surrender.
- Donald Grayson: That's right. Unconditional Surender. Now, go to the bedroom. Come on, hurry up. Make yourself comfortable. Tie him to the bedpost. Tightly. Another twist. This time you do your own stunts. Eh, cowboy?
- Aliki: Will it be over by noon?
- Donald Grayson: Why?
- Aliki: I have an appointment with my husband.
- Donald Grayson: By then he'll know you were here screwing, naughty girl.
- Aliki: I'll have to make it up to him.
- Aliki: What are you waiting for?
- Donald Grayson: We're just waiting.
- Aliki: What happens now?
- Donald Grayson: What do you think?
- Aliki: Usually in these situations, after he ties up the hero, the baddie rapes the woman. In B-grade movies, of course.
- Donald Grayson: Of course. How would you react to that?
- Aliki: Whenever it happens, I always react the same way.
- Donald Grayson: There's a technical problem that worries me. While I make love to you, you could easily grab the gun. Don't try the hooker act with me. It won't work.
- Jack: [tied to the bed] Hey, Mister! I need to go to the toilet. I said I need to go!
- Donald Grayson: Tie a knot around your dick.
- Jack: But, I mean it!
- Donald Grayson: So do I.
- Donald Grayson: You're a fine looking woman. How come you're screwing that asshole? Boredom?
- Aliki: I like him. And I admire him.
- The American Ambassador: What secrets? What is going on?
- John Dhannay: Sorry sir, I can't tell you.
- The American Ambassador: You can't tell me something that concerns an embassy official?
- John Dhannay: I'm not authorized.
- The American Ambassador: Not authorized? Damn you lot! You think we're nothing but puppets
- Aliki: [on the phone] Moreno, can you hear me?
- Inspector Moreno: Yes, speak.
- Aliki: If you try another stunt he'll kill one of us. And he wants the coffee.
- John Dhannay: His name is Lambert. Harry Lambert. He's an embassy attache. I wanted to get rid of him but he found out and now he's barricaded in the Hilton with two hostages. He's killed two civilians and a policeman. When this hits the papers we're in the shit.
- Harry Lambert: I'm supposed to kill him?
- John Dhannay: Yes.
- Harry Lambert: Who gives me the right?
- John Dhannay: I do.
- Inspector Moreno: Maybe it's better not to interfere in family quarrels.
- John Dhannay: Yes, you're right.