Capricorn One (1977)
Telly Savalas: Albain
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Quotes
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Robert Caulfield : Mr Albaine, how much do you charge to dust a field?
Albain : Twenty five dollars.
Robert Caulfield : I'd like to hire your plane.
Albain : That'll be a hundred dollars.
Robert Caulfield : You said you charged twenty five?
Albain : Twenty five dollars to dust a field, but you ain't got no field because you ain't no farmer, which means you ain't poor and I think you're a pervert!
Robert Caulfield : Okay, one hundred.
Albain : One hundred and twenty five.
Robert Caulfield : What?
Albain : Because you said yes to a hundred too quick, which means you can afford a hundred and twenty five.
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Albain : [repeated line to Caulfield] Keep your *god damn* head down!
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Robert Caulfield : You in charge here?
Albain : See that sign there?
Robert Caulfield : Yes.
Albain : Well, read it.
Robert Caulfield : I did.
Albain : Out loud.
Robert Caulfield : A&A Crop Dusting Service.
Albain : You wanna know who I am?
Robert Caulfield : I bet you're one of the A's.
Albain : But which one? I bet you can't answer that question, smartass.
Robert Caulfield : The first one.
Albain : Wrong.
Robert Caulfield : Can I have one more guess?
Albain : You got it.
Robert Caulfield : The second one.
Albain : Wrong. I'm both of them. My name is AlBaine. Now, I got a son. You know, the other A was for him but he don't like to fly. He became a lawyer. I think he's a pervert so I took the A away from him. You want to speak to someone in charge, you're speaking to the both of them.
Robert Caulfield : My name is Caulfield.
Albain : Hey, I can't help that.
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Albain : Now what the hell is your friend doing here?
Robert Caulfield : He's lost.
Albain : He robbed a bank or something?
Robert Caulfield : No.
Albain : Well, I get a third.
Robert Caulfield : What?
Albain : We find him, I get a third of the loot. Now keep your goddamn head down.