Bad Taste (1987)

Mike Minett: Frank, 3rd Class Alien

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• Frank : Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.

  Barry : And the moon.

  Frank : Yeah, and the moon.

• Frank : Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy

  Barry : Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder

• Frank : This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?

  Derek : Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

• Barry : What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?

  Frank : Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.