Mr. Saturday Night (1992)

Billy Crystal: Buddy Young Jr.

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Quotes 

• Buddy Young, Jr. : For me, my family was like, uh, Dances With Jews. Oh sure, we had names for our relatives like they had in that movie.

  Reporter : What do you mean?

  Buddy Young, Jr. : Well, we had "Eats With His Hands," "Spits When He Talks," "Makes Noise When He Bends," "Sweats Like a Pig," "Whines In a Cab," "Never Buys Retail," "Shaves His Back."

• Buddy Young, Jr. : I'll never forget what my Uncle Moe said about little girls. He said, "Officer, she said she was 18!"

• Buddy Young, Jr. : I didn't take your life, Stan. I gave you one.

  Stan : Yeah, but you coulda been nicer.

• Buddy Young, Jr. : [to the audience he's performing to]  I know you're out there, I can hear you reloading!

• Buddy Young, Jr. : Who do you have to screw to get a vodka?

  Sidney : Me.

  Buddy Young, Jr. : Make it a ginger ale.

• Buddy Young, Jr. : I just dropped two crab cakes in my shorts and nobody knows.