Boy Meets World (1993–2000)
William Daniels: George Feeny, Captain Feeny, Fez-head
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Quotes
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Eric : Mr. F... F... F... Feeny
Mr. George Feeny : I love the Feeny call
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Eric : I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale each year?
Mr. George Feeny : No.
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[Jack and Eric are dressed up as girls to avoid bullies]
Mr. George Feeny : Hmm, double d's, just like your grades.
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Jack : She got sick and said that chicken soup would help her feel better. I told her it probably would. Then I went bowling.
Eric : Guys, I've come to a conclusion: Men are idiots.
Eric , Cory , Alan , Shawn Hunter , Mr. George Feeny , Jack : What?
Eric : Wait! There's more! Men are big idiots.
Eric , Cory , Alan , Shawn Hunter , Mr. George Feeny , Jack : Hmm... yeah.
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Eric : My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
Mr. George Feeny : Your grades, my friend, aren't good enough to get you a Slurpee.
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Mr. George Feeny : Mr Matthews, what was I just talking aboout?
Cory : [stutters] Uhhh...
Mr. George Feeny : Ok, Mr. Hunter, what was I just talking about?
Shawn Hunter : President Roosevelt and the New Deal.
Mr. George Feeny : [clutches heart] O dear lord he's right.
Shawn Hunter : Hey Mr. Feeny, it's been my answer for two years. It had to pay off sometime!
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Mr. George Feeny : I, for example, have a young neighbor who sings along to his little sister's Barney records.
Cory : You hear that?
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Cory : Mr. Feeny, under my desk is a key. It opens locker 703 in a Florida station. In there is all my homework from the past 5 years. I'm actually a wonderful student. I listen and I know everything.
Mr. George Feeny : What's the capital of Montana?
[pause]
Cory : You're not going to Florida, are you?
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Mr. George Feeny : Friendship for example, is a real gift. It's given with no expectations and no gratitude is needed, not between real friends.
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Mr. George Feeny : [finishing a speech] And that, Mr. Hunter, is how babies are made.
Shawn Hunter : I still don't believe it.
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Mr. George Feeny : Nebraska, Mr. Hunter, Nebraska!
Shawn Hunter : That's the 75th state. Major exports: tortias.
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Shawn Hunter : Cory and Topanga aren't together anymore.
Mr. George Feeny : Yes, I know, I too read Teen Beat, Mr. Hunter.
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[after Cory mocks him]
Mr. George Feeny : Mr. Matthews, when one mocks someone, one should wait until they're not looking right at them.
Cory : But I'm not in my regular seat.
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[after Feeny separates Topanga and Cory]
Shawn Hunter : Mr. Feeny, you can't do that! You're contributing to the furtherance of their apartness.
Mr. George Feeny : I'm trying to teach a class here. Now Mr. Hunter, Nebraska?
Shawn Hunter : Oh, don't try to change the subject.
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Cory : [remarking on how he can't learn geography because it keep changing] Why can't geography be like history? We always win World War Two, Lincoln always gets shot...
Mr. George Feeny : Lincoln got off easy.
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Cory : You gave me bad advise in a dream!
Mr. George Feeny : I'm not responsible for dream Feeny!
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Mr. George Feeny : [Cory's class is reading the Scarlet Letter] I now return you to your lesson on...
Mr. George Feeny : [looks at board] the letter A. Keep up the good work
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Mr. George Feeny : Gutenberg's generation thirsted for a new book every six months! Your generation gets a new web page every 6 seconds. And how do you use this technology? To try and beat King Koopa, and rescue the princess. Shame on you. You deserve what you get.
[Bell rings]
Mr. George Feeny : Sit down. Stay where you are. For the first time, I choose to walk out on you.
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Cory : [in the principal's office] Now my name is Johnny Baboon, at least my life can't get any worse
Mr. George Feeny : [turns from his desk chair] Wrong again... Mr. Baboon
Cory : MR. FEENY!
Mr. George Feeny : The legend continues
Cory : How can this be, you're only temporary right, you don't have the full authority to authorize detention or caning, right?
Mr. George Feeny : Oh, the school board and its infinite wisdom has been set to give me full authority
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Eric : I know what you're saying and I'm winking right back at you.
Mr. George Feeny : Please don't.
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Mr. George Feeny : Something bad happened, Mr. Hunter, but for the very first time you're not responsible.
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[Re: Cory and Topanga's break-up]
Shawn Hunter : How come I feel so bad?
Mr. George Feeny : Well, because you're a troubled young man, I recognize that from the movie, "A Troubled Young Man"
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Mr. George Feeny : We'll return to the Young and the Restless right after this word from Feeny, and here is the word, shut up.
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Stuart : Any more questions, George?
Mr. George Feeny : Just one. Is it okay, if I rip off your head, and roll it down the hall way?
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Mr. George Feeny : [Rachel, Eric, Cory and Topanga are playing the Fiancè Game, and Mr. Feeny has been selected to read the questions] Okay, Rachel, what is Eric's favorite fish?
Rachel McGuire : Umm... penguin!
Mr. George Feeny : No, I don't think you understand...
Eric : [Flips up paper with the word penguin written on it] BAM!
Rachel McGuire : Oh, do I know my man?
Eric : It's like we share the same brain.
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Mr. George Feeny : [Eric is begging] Oh have some dignity, man!
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Mr. George Feeny : Well Mr. Matthews, why don't we treat this little rendezvous as a dress rehersal for the many visits we'll endoubtly have this year.
Cory : Huh?
Mr. George Feeny : Get out of my face.
Cory : Sure, my next class is American History with Mr, Um... Feeny... Mr... Fay... ayy
[the bell rings]
Mr. George Feeny : You're late!