The Flintstones (1994)
Elizabeth Taylor: Pearl Slaghoople
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Quotes
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Pearl Slaghoople : Oh, you poor, poor dear. You could have married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel.
[gives Fred a nasty glare]
Pearl Slaghoople : Instead you picked Fred Flintstone, the man who invented the excuse!
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Pearl Slaghoople : Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals.
Fred Flintstone : Oh, really? Well, for your information, the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals.
Pearl Slaghoople : He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river.
Fred Flintstone : I've got half a mind...!
Pearl Slaghoople : Oh, don't flatter yourself!
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[as Fred and Pearl argue]
Wilma Flintstone : You two should be ashamed of yourselves!
Pearl Slaghoople : I got my hands full just being ashamed of him.
Fred Flintstone : You got your hands full when you scratch your neck!
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Bedrock's Most Wanted Host : [Fred emerges from the side of a building wearing a beard, hat, and trench coat and spots a TV broadcasting "Bedrock's Most Wanted"] Tonight, in a special edition of "Bedrock's Most Wanted," we bring you the story that's rocked our city: "The Case of the Embezzling Executive."
Miss Stone Look-A-Like : [an "Actual Dramatization" is shown with actors playing Cliff, Fred, and Miss Stone with Fred shown stuffing money into a briefcase] Mr. Flintstone, what are you doing?
Fred Look-A-Like : I'm an executive. I'm... embezzling!
Miss Stone Look-A-Like : I'm shocked.
Pearl Slaghoople : [Wilma, Pearl, and Betty are watching the same show at Pearl's house] How could you ever marry that man?
Wilma Flintstone : Mother, that man is not my husband.
Betty Rubble : That's right. He plays Dr. Gravelman on "The Young and the Thumbless."
Wilma Flintstone : Fred might be a lot of things, but a thief is not one of them.
Pearl Slaghoople : Can you prove it?
Fred Look-A-Like : Who cares? Yabba dabba dabba.
Wilma Flintstone : [Sees the Dictabird repeating Fred's "Yabba Dabba Dabba" on TV] Maybe I can.