No Escape (1994)
Stuart Wilson: Marek
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Quotes
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Marek : First prize is a chance to live, second prize... you really don't want to hear what the second prize is.
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Marek : Isn't this wonderful? Two hundred deluxe rooms, heated outdoor pool, and a staff of caring professionals.
[pauses]
Marek : I'm sorry, I'm being rude! My name is Walter Marek, I'm your resident director. Welcome to vacation paradise!
Robbins : I hope you take plastic.
Marek : We most certainly do! We elicit all forms of payment here. Now, I've taken the liberty of scheduling a stimulating variety of activities for you here.
Robbins : [bored] Shuffleboard?
Marek : Water sports!
[shoves Robbins over the edge into a net]
Marek : Now because our activites are so rigoruous, we're very selective about our clientele. So... just to get that ol' heart pumping, we thought: five minutes in the pool with Ralph!
[gestures to huge, menacing thug]
Marek : Our director of aquatic activities!
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Ralph : [Licks knife, uses it to smash a statute, then screams threatening] AAAAHHHHH!
Robbins : [Hurls knife into 'Ralph's' chest, killing him instantly. The mob is shocked into silence for several seconds]
Marek : That's extraordinary. It's not EXACTLY what we had in mind, but...
[laughs]
Marek : Extraordinary!
Marek : I could use a man like you! A position on my staff, perhaps?
[gestures at Ralph's body]
Marek : we appear to have an opening! Think about it! Your own room, full run of the place, free meals: anyone you can catch, kill and eat!
Robbins : [sarcastic] How's your health plan?
Marek : Eh, well it's not really necessary, is it? I mean the average life-expectancy around here is, what? Six months?
[leans in to Robbins' face]
Marek : I've been here seven years.