Mad TV (1995–2016)
Josh Meyers: Various
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Quotes
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Abercrombie Guy 1 : So what'd you guys do last night?
Abercrombie Guy 2 : Me and the guys from the Crew team went skinny dipping in the lake under the moonlight.
Abercrombie Guy 3 : Solid. Yeah, me and some of my lacrosse buddies went to the old hunting lodge and took showers together.
Abercrombie Guy 1 : I played touch football in a wheat field with my girlfriend and 13 guys from the water polo team. Then she split and we gave each other hand jobs.
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Piano Teacher : Okay, Stuart. Have you practiced?
Stuart Larkin : Hm hmm.
Piano Teacher : You're not lying to me are you, Stuart?
Stuart Larkin : [evil voice] If I said I did it, I did it!