Unhappily Ever After (1995–1999)
Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy
Quotes
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Ryan Malloy : My mom and my dad are great. They have two kids. The End.
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Ryan Malloy : And who's the one with the big ears?
Ross Malloy : Oh. I guess he's that English prince or something.
Ryan Malloy : If that chick looks like a horse, why isn't he riding her?
[screaming at the TV]
Ryan Malloy : Prince! If she looks like a horse, use her as horse!
Ross Malloy : Amen, brother.
Ryan Malloy : Honestly.
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Ryan Malloy : It's great to be president! You can get all the chicks. I wonder if Clinton found that out already.
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Ryan Malloy : Wait, I know this guy.
[Jack looks at him, wearing glasses]
Ryan Malloy : That's Clark Kent!
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Tiffany Malloy : Look what I got.
Ryan Malloy : What is it? What is it?
Tiffany Malloy : My college formula.
Ryan Malloy : Aaw, I thought it was ice cream.
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Ryan Malloy : Mild-mannered Ryan was sitting in the rain, he got struck by lightning, and now he's still the same. He's lightning boy!