Mallrats (1995)
Carol Banker: Security Guard
Quotes
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Gil Hicks : Something's going on here. Where's Mr. Svenning?
Roddy : [enters] Mr. Svenning has come down with a sudden case of diptheria.
[looks down at the two guys on the floor]
Roddy : What happened to these two?
Jay : The homeboys got a case of the mad munchies!
Gil Hicks : [points to T.S] Hey, Roddy Roddy, isn't this the guy that Svenning had arrested?
Roddy : Why yes it is. All right Quint, I don't know how you got back in here, but we're postponing the start of the show until I call Mr. Svenning. You've brought down the fire, well now you've got it! Security!
Brodie : Hey, Roddy!
[Brody puches Roddy out]
Security Guard : [enters] Somebody call security? What happened here?
Brodie : Oh, these two guys got stonned and knocked this guy out. I think he needs medical attention.
Gil Hicks : That's not what happ...
[Brody stomps on Gil's foot, silencing him]
T.S. Quint : Yeah, could you get him and these two guys out of here? The show's about to start.
Security Guard : Whatever.
Brodie : [to Gil] Look asshole, just go out there with us and behave, and you'll be just fine.
[to Jay]
Brodie : Jay, when Tricia shows up here with a video tape, you give it to Silent Bob.
Jay : Check. Say, where is that tubby bitch?