Jonathan Creek (1997–2016)
Alan Davies: Jonathan Creek
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Quotes
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[after Jonathan stops a criminal holding Maddy hostage by throwing a card at his face]
Madeline Magellan : If you'd missed, he would have killed me!
Jonathan Creek : I did miss. I was aiming for his balls.
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Madeline Magellan : Enough with the pedanticism and let us eat.
Jonathan Creek : The word is pedantry.
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[to Carla Borrega, having learned that her husband used to be married to a man]
Jonathan Creek : I was just wondering what the technical term for that was - not so much "bigamy" as "bugger-me".
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Jonathan Creek : [about Carla's Father] I just remember saying that I thought he was a bit of a prick... ly sort of gentleman.
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Carla Borrego : [approaching Castle] Have you ever slept in a castle with a moat before?
Jonathan Creek : I once passed out in front of a blocked urinal.