Mystery, Alaska (1999)
Maury Chaykin: Bailey Pruitt
Quotes
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Bailey Pruitt : [questioning a witness in court] You don't like our little town very much, do you Mr. Walsh?
Mr. Walsh : I have nothing against your town, Mr. Pruitt.
Bailey Pruitt : Did you say, "What the fuck-ass fuck of a bum-fuck shithole town is this?"
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Bailey Pruitt : Big doings here in Mystery. Price World wants to build a store here, and now the New York Rangers are coming to town.
Judge Walter Burns : Mr. Pruitt, I don't want to hear anything more about a hockey game in this courtroom. I told you about this.
Bailey Pruitt : I'm sorry, Your Honor, I'm fat.
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Bailey Pruitt : [In court] Objection! That statement is...
[Can't think of a good reason, then under his breath]
Bailey Pruitt : Fuck it...