- Ryan: I like that you look nervous sometimes for no reason. And when you do, you bite your lip. I like that you probably... rifled through your closet tonight... and settled with what you started out with. I like your smile.
- Ryan: Tell her you need a friend to talk to. You're depressed. You're doing bad in school. You're dad's on crack.
- Chris Campbell: My dad played pro-football.
- Ryan: Perfect!
- Chris Campbell: You're getting your ass kicked for this.