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Quotes
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Adam : I met a man yesterday with a grown son. He told me, looking back, he should have raised the placenta instead.
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Adam : Cunnilingus. I've been reading that word since I was 13 and I still can't seem to wrap my tounge around it. Wait... was that a pun, or just bad taste? Wait... that may have been another pun.
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Adam : No, he wasn't kissing my a**. The truth is, I was kissing his! I kiss so much a** in this town I should wear sh** lipstick!