Two of Us (2000 TV Movie)
Aidan Quinn: Paul McCartney
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Quotes
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Paul McCartney : So we're alone?
John Lennon : Yeah, you, me, and everything between us.
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Paul McCartney : You look very thin.
John Lennon : Mother's got us on the macrobiotic diet.
Paul McCartney : Mother?
John Lennon : Yoko.
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Paul McCartney : [John grabs Paul and kisses him. Paul pushes him away] Get off! God... just cause Yoko's away doesn't mean you have to stop brushing your teeth.
John Lennon : You know you wanted it, you tart.
Paul McCartney : Is my name Brian?
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John Lennon : There is little difference between the one who bows and the one who is bowed to.
Paul McCartney : Ooh, very "I am the Walrus."
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Paul McCartney : I knew it all along!
John Lennon : What?
Paul McCartney : You... pretendin' you didn't know me music.
John Lennon : Come on, Paul. You're the biggest bloody thing since The Beatles!
Paul McCartney : Oh, mmm... whatever became of them?
John Lennon : They all grew up and became lawyers.
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Paul McCartney : Where are we going, Johnny?
John Lennon : Straight to the top, boys!
Paul McCartney : Oh yeah? Where's that?
John Lennon : The toppermost of the poppermost!
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John Lennon : You're getting old, mate.
Paul McCartney : Speak for yourself, dad. I've still got me pretty face, you see?
John Lennon : That you have.
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Paul McCartney : I heard you let your recording contract run out. Somebody told me that you might never make another record.
John Lennon : It's no skin off my teeth.
Paul McCartney : Off your nose, you mean.
John Lennon : No, off me back.
Paul McCartney : You're not serious.
John Lennon : No skin off me back.
Paul McCartney : No, I mean about...
John Lennon : You thought it was off me nose.
Paul McCartney : Seriously, John.
John Lennon : Seriously, Paul.
Paul McCartney : What?
John Lennon : What?
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John Lennon : I gaurantee you, when he finally gets the nerve to come over here, it'll be, "My Connie adores you, and my Carla thinks you're fabulous."
Paul McCartney : My Heather likes you.
John Lennon : Her too, yeah.
Paul McCartney : No, I mean *my* Heather. She thinks you're all right. No accounting for taste, but she seems to have a bit of a crush on you.
John Lennon : What, Linda's girl?
Paul McCartney : Hey, she's my Heather too. I legally adopted her a long time ago.
John Lennon : How old is she now?
Paul McCartney : She's thirteen. Can you believe I've got a teenage daughter?
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Officer Francis : Kind of an interesting aroma lingering.
John Lennon : Yah, yah, vat is that?
Paul McCartney : Vat is that?
John Lennon : Possibly eminating from your ass.
Paul McCartney : From your horse. Yah, fine-looking, beautiful creatures.
John Lennon : Tell me, are those genuine jackboots?
Second Officer : Looks like we've landed one with a real attitude. You fellows wouldn't be indulging in any illegal substances now, would you?
John Lennon : Oh, nein, nein.
Paul McCartney : Just enjoying some good music, yah, yah.
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Paul McCartney : Luckily for us, they were pretty harmless, those two.
John Lennon : Yeah right, just like the harmless cop who drove his harmless little car over me harmless mum. He was pretty harmless, wasn't he? They're all bastards.
Paul McCartney : Come on, John, you're living in the past. One cop in Liverpool twenty years ago's got nothing to do with those two just now.
John Lennon : Look, cops is cops, New York or Liverpool!
Paul McCartney : You're just exploiting them as scapegoats for all your repressed and pent-up anger.
John Lennon : Piss off.
Paul McCartney : You know I'm right.
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Concierge : Good afternoon, sir. You have a visitor.
John Lennon : Friend or foe?
Concierge : I believe he is an old friend, sir. He says he wishes to surprise you.
John Lennon : How do I know he is who he claims to be?
Concierge : I'll vouch for him, sir. He is a familiar face.
John Lennon : Check him for drugs and send him up.
[John hangs up]
Concierge : Take Mr. McCartney up to see Mr. Lennon.
Elevator Attendant : It's an honor to meet you, sir.
Paul McCartney : Oh, thank you.
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John Lennon : My old man died.
Paul McCartney : What?
John Lennon : Recently.
Paul McCartney : Get away. I didn't hear.
John Lennon : The bastard croaked on April Fool's Day.
Paul McCartney : Woah. This is a bit spooky, isn't it? I mean, our mothers died pretty close together in time as well.
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Paul McCartney : Me dad died recently.
John Lennon : God. What of?
Paul McCartney : Bronchial pneumonia. They say his last words were, 'I'm coming to join you, Mary.'
John Lennon : So you weren't there with him, then, when it happened?
Paul McCartney : No, Linda and I were on tour with the band. Dad died on March 18, and we're opening in Copenhagen two days later.
John Lennon : That's got to be rough, Paul. You and your dad were close.