- School Intercom: Students, I am sad to announce that the President has been shot.
- Joanne: The president of the student council has been shot?
- Kathy: Oh, my God!
- School Intercom: The President was gunned down in Dallas.
- Joanne: Dallas? I just saw him in algebra!
- School Intercom: If this report is true, classes will be dismissed for the rest of the day.
- Kathy: What about the pep rally?
- School Intercom: In any case, the football game will take place, as planned, this evening.
- All Cheerleaders: Oh, thank God!