Serendipity (2001)
Eugene Levy: Bloomingdale's Salesman
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Quotes
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[at Bloomingdale's]
Jonathan : Happy anniversary.
Sara : When did you get to be so unabashedly romantic?
Jonathan : I think that it's good luck that we return each year to the scene of the crime.
[pours a paper cup of champagne]
Jonathan : Cheers.
Sara : Cheers.
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Oh, I don't think so, no beverages on the premises, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Jonathan : Hey, how are you doing? Don't you remember me?
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Yes I do.
Jonathan : This is her, This is the girl!
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Ms. Carbon-copy.
Jonathan : Yes.
Bloomingdale's Salesman : I see.
Jonathan : This is the guy who helped me find you!
Sara : Oh, hi!
Bloomingdale's Salesman : If you're not going to purchase anything, please make room for paying customers.
Jonathan : We do, we want some gloves, some cashmere gloves.
[closing bell rings]
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Oh, I'm sorry, that would be the closing bell. Perhaps tomorrow...
Sara : You're not serious...
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Store hours 10 to 7 except Sundays and holidays.
Jonathan : He warms up...
Bloomingdale's Salesman : At the discretion of management or with the possible visit of dignitaries...
[Sara goes behind the counter]
Bloomingdale's Salesman : No, no, no, no, please, on the other side of the counter! You cannot come back here, this is for authorized personnel only, please stay on your side of the counter, thank you very much!
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Bloomingdale's Salesman : So... you write for the obituary?
Dean : Absolutely.
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Hmm. You must be very proud.
Dean : Uh-huh. I'm the one with the last word.
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Not tonight.
Dean : Yes, I am.
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Don't think so.
Dean : Absolutely.
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Fat chance.
Dean : Still talking!
Bloomingdale's Salesman : Last line!
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[Jonathan is trying to get Sara's information from her old Bloomingdale's account]
Jonathan : Would $20 help?
Bloomingdale's Salesman : It might if I were a health inspector.