What I Like About You (2002–2006)
Leslie Grossman: Lauren
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Quotes
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Lauren : I wrote the note!
Val : Rick didn't write the note?
Lauren : Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.
Val : You wrote the note?
Lauren : Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.
Val : You're what?
Lauren : I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?
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Lauren : I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver.
Gary : [Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side] I thought your letter need a little embellishment.
Lauren : Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate!
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Lauren : [everyone else is hugging around her] Come here you!
[grabs the cake and starts eating it]
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Tina Haven : [clapping] Oh! Oh! There she is! There she is!
Lauren : Ok, we are going have to get a surprise party by tonight.
Tina Haven : Yes, yes. Here is some money. God, I just love you!
Holly : Tina, Shut Up! We are not helping her. I'm telling Val.
Lauren : No, no, no wait. Holly, do you think I really want to be seeing a married man? No!.
Holly : Then stop it!
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Lauren : Unless you want to disappoint your sister on her birthday. She did raise you.
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Holly : You promised me that you weren't going to see him.
Lauren : No I promised you that I wasn't going to see him tonight.
Tina Haven : And is it tonight? No. It's today. Brava.
[starts clapping]
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Lauren : Uh oh! Me thinks me went too far.
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Ben Sheffield : [Val just found a jewelry box in a cookie jar] No! No! No! No! Sorry but i wouldn't want to miss the look on my fiance's face the first time she saw the ring.
Val : Ben's right.
Lauren : Yeah, Ben's foriegn. Open that mother!
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Lauren : Oh no. They've gone behind the paper thin curtain of silence.