Casanova (2005)
Jeremy Irons: Pucci
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Quotes
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Pucci : Does your nurse enjoy executions?
Mother's Lover : Does the Pope have a balcony?
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Pucci : Aha! So we meet Casanova. I find it very hard to believe that THIS is what women want.
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Pucci : Heresy is what *I* say it is.
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Pucci : A massive amount of fornication can lead to confusion.
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Pucci : Witchcraft!
Pucci's servant : Actually, sir, it's because hot air rises, counteracting the gravitational forces of... witchcraft.
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Victoria : Bishop Pucci
Pucci : How can I help you my dear?
Victoria : I was a virgin. My virginity was my most cherished possession. My gift from God. My gift was taken from me.
Pucci : Tragic and most damnable. What was the name of this vile seducer?
Victoria : Giacomo Casanova. When Casanova came to my room and... robbed me... I fought for my honour
Pucci : Are you saying that you would be willing to give me the testimony that I need to hang him?
Victoria : Yes. But I would be worried about my reputation.
Pucci : Of course. But I think we could say if everything went according to plan we could return your reputation *and* your virginity to you.
Victoria : You could do that?
Pucci : Oh, yes. We are the Catholic Church. We can do anything.
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Pucci : Casanova bought a pig. Casanova took pig to Bruni house. Is anyone going to explain this?
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Pucci : Yes, you are! Not!
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Pucci : Let's just say... they have a hunger for religion.
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Pucci : We're here to discover heresy and criminal licentiousness. If there's bacon involved, I dread to imagine the depths of depravity we're going to find here in Venice.