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Chris Pontius: Self

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Quotes 

  • Chris Pontius : Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge.

  • Chris Pontius : [after completing Medicine Ball Dodgeball]  That was fun. Let's never do that again.

  • Johnny Knoxville : You alright?

    Chris Pontius : Yeah, hold on.

    Johnny Knoxville : What do you mean "hold on"? The bull's not gonna hold on!

    Chris Pontius : Ah, my fucking leg. Goddamn, these bulls are strong!

  • Chris Pontius : [after Wee Man and Preston go bungee jumping off the bridge]  That was intense, really intense. Well, not really intense, but pretty intense.

  • Chris Pontius : [after drinking horse semen]  I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.

  • Chris Pontius : Hey Ehren, maybe after this movie you'll finally lose your virginity.

  • Chris Pontius : [dressed in a devil costume]  Keep God outta California! Whoo! Tell Charlie Daniels to write a song about this! God is *out*! He can have the other 48... or 49... whatever...

  • Chris Pontius : [after sticking a fish hook through Steve-O's mouth]  Oh, man. That hurt to do that to you.

  • Chris Pontius : [while fishing for sharks, using Steve-O as bait]  Dude, isn't this movie supposed to be a comedy?

  • Chris Pontius : I can't believe I'm fishing with Steve-o as my bait!

  • Chris Pontius : I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.

  • Chris Pontius : [after Matt Hoffman attempts to jump the English Channal on his bike]  He didnt even make it to Germany!

  • Chris Pontius : [after jumping out of an open sewer grate, dressed as the devil]  I landed straight on my head. I am just... fucked.

  • Chris Pontius : Get ready to be happy ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Knoxville is gonna jump the entire lake! He's amazing.

  • Johnny Knoxville : This is the Toro Totter. It's me and Pontius vs. Dunn and Bam - and the last guy on the Totter is the winner.

    Chris Pontius : It's gonna be a blood bath.

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