American Dad! (TV Series)

Not Particularly Desperate Housewife (2005)

Megyn Price: Linda Memari

Quotes 

• Francine Smith : [after Linda saves Francine from being killed by the Ladybugs]  What are you doing here?

  Linda Memari : Duh. It's Wednesday, our grocery shopping day?

  Francine Smith : Isn't that crazy? I thought my boring routine was killing me, but it ended up saving my life. And that fake lesbian kiss, What a great idea!

  Linda Memari : Fake? Oh, yeah... of course. Fake.

• Linda Memari : [to Francine]  So did you throw out the lasagna?

  Francine Smith : No. I just have to find a way to make it taste fresh on Thursday, but tonight is "Leftover Wednesday", so I have to make a casserole that tastes like I made it yesterday. If I stay in this rut, it won't be long until it's "Head-In-The-Oven Friday."