American Dad! (TV Series)

Pilot (2005)

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith

Quotes 

• Hayley Smith : Ya know, Dad, it's great that you and your CIA buddies can come up with a fun new system to keep the masses paralyzed in fear!

  Stanley Smith : Do you like shaving your armpits, Hayley? 'Cause when the terrorists take over this country, that's the first thing to go!

• Hayley Smith : What do you know about Henry Kissinger?

  Roger the Alien : Well, I know he was a Jew, but if you get me some Churros, I can stretch that out to 500 words easy.

• Hayley Smith : You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunactics would agree to gun control.

  Stanley Smith : You know what I have to say to that?

  [pauses] 

  Stanley Smith : Ah, I thought I was gonna fart.

• Hayley Smith : [Stan shoots up the toaster the second it pops up]  It's just toast, Dad.

  Stanley Smith : This time it was toast, Haley. THIS time.