American Dad! (TV Series)
Stan of Arabia: Part 1 (2005)
Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith
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Quotes
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Hayley Smith : Bye, dad. We're going to see the new Michael Moore documentary.
Stan Smith : Michael Moore... ? Oh, you mean Michael Bin Laden.
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Steve Smith : Come on, Hayley. You're going to the movies with Jeff, anyway. Just give me a ride.
Hayley Smith : You know the rule.
Steve Smith : [sighs] You're the most environmentally-conscious, self-actualized feminist in the world...
Hayley Smith : And?
Steve Smith : And I'm a douchebag.
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Hayley Smith : Steve, come on! I'm supposed to meet the neighbor's son in 20 minutes!
Steve Smith : You know the rule. Say it, and I'll escort you to the bazaar.
Hayley Smith : [sighs] You're the manliest man in the history of manly men.
Steve Smith : And?
Hayley Smith : And when you're in your late 30s, you may have a chance at convincing a long-time female friend to have awkward pity-sex with you, once.
Steve Smith : Aww yeah!
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Roger the Alien : I need a drink. Where's the booze?
Hayley Smith : There is no booze. Saudi Arabia is a dry country.
Roger the Alien : [pause] Seriously, where's the booze?