Andy Richter: Andy Richter

Quotes 

• Andy Richter : So hey, I called Leslie Clevenger.

  [Wendy, Keith and Jessica stare at him with blank expressions] 

  Andy Richter : The girl I went to High school with?

  [still no sign of recognition] 

  Andy Richter : We only talked about it for like a half an hour yesterday!

  Jessica Green : Oh yeah, I, I meant to erect a monument to that conversation but I couldn't find a grate of marble boring enough.

• Andy Richter : Leslie, the human spirit was meant to soar on wings of love, not crawl through the muck of intolerance. All people are beautiful, a glorious rainbow of colors and ideas. A living stain glass window of diversity. And because you don't see that, we can never be together.