Family Guy (TV Series)
A Hero Sits Next Door (1999)
Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson
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Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Welcome to the neighborhood! Hiya, Joe.
Joe Swanson : Peter.
Peter Griffin : Oh, don't get up.
Joe Swanson : This is a surprise, I kinda thought you didn't like me.
Peter Griffin : Oh, what? Because of what I said this afternoon? Oh, no, no, no, see I have that disease where stuff just pops out your mouth... Go to hell! Go to hell! Whoop! Heh, see what I mean?
[laughs]
Joe Swanson : Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought maybe I crossed the line when I asked to borrow a screw driver.
Peter Griffin : [moans] Are you kidding? You could borrow whatever you want.
Joe Swanson : Great. Say, you don't have any picture wire do you?
Peter Griffin : Picture wire? You son of a bitch. Eh, son of a bitch, son of a bitch! Heh, there it goes again.
Joe Swanson : I don't want to impose.
Peter Griffin : No problem, that's what neighbors do. H-hey you know what else they do? They play on their neighbor's company softball team, like this Saturday. Eh? What do you say neighbor? Eh?
Joe Swanson : Sounds like fun.
Peter Griffin : Hey, so much fun, it should be illegal, like copyrighted infringement.
[Peter's face transforms into Mickey Mouse]
Peter Griffin : [in Mickey Mouse voice] Ho-ho! See you at the game Joe, ho-ho!