Family Guy (TV Series)
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High (2005)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Woman in Car, Black Student
Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Look, Stewie, a note. You know, Mommy doesn't usually read things out of Chris' pocket. She's more respectful than that.
Stewie Griffin : Yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
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Lois Griffin : So, Chris, what's the latest with your little girlfriend?
Chris Griffin : Oh, I don't think Mrs. Lockhart likes me at all.
Lois Griffin : Mrs. Lockhart? Your teacher?
Peter Griffin : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.
Lois Griffin : Peter, are you listening? Chris has a crush on his teacher.
Meg Griffin : Ew, gross!
Stewie Griffin : You know what else is gross?
[farts, and his eye turns dark red]
Stewie Griffin : AAHH! BROKE A DAMN BLOOD VESSEL!
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Lana Lockhart : It's good to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.
Lois Griffin : Well, we wanted to talk to you about our son. You see, Chris really...
Peter Griffin : Lois, honey, let's make sure we do this delicately, all right? Mrs. Lockhart, our son... would like... to plow you.
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Lois Griffin : [When they think Chris has murdered someone] Chris, we know what you did.
Chris Griffin : You mean that I lied about my age to get into an Indian casino?
Lois Griffin : No.
Chris Griffin : You mean that one time I had hard gas and pooed myself?
Peter Griffin : Close, but no.
Stewie Griffin : How is that close?
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Lois Griffin : Brian why don't you teach Chris's class? You're very knowledgeable and the kids might knock you down a few pegs which would be good for you.
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Lois Griffin : Chris, premeditated murder is one thing, but I will not have lying in this house!