Newhart (TV Series)
Oh, That Morocco (1985)
Radha Delamarter: Amy
Quotes
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Professor Edward Bellows : Hello?
Joanna Loudon : Hello, everyone. I'm Joanna Loudon and this is my husband Dick.
Professor Edward Bellows : I'm Professor Edward Bellows. And this is Nancy, Amy, Reese and Kendra.
Joanna Loudon : Well, nice to meet all of you. Please, everyone, help yourselves to refreshments.
Professor Edward Bellows : Oh, thank you.
Dick Loudon : It may just be a hunch, but I think by the end of the evening, you and Kendra...
[signals with his hands that they'll be friends as he walks into his office]
Professor Edward Bellows : Your husband won't be joining us?
Joanna Loudon : Well, he has friends. I mean, he's got work to do.
Professor Edward Bellows : Well, shall we get started? Amy, why don't you bring us up to date on our last meeting?
Amy : The meeting convened at 8 PM. The first order of business was to choose a date for our annual society dance, November 3rd. Is that alright with you, Joanna?
Joanna Loudon : Fine.
Amy : At 8:15, Reese read the treasurer's report, but then he thought he heard his wife calling him. So he went into the woods, turned into a raven and flew home.
Joanna Loudon : You turned into a raven?
Reese : It's the easiest one.
Professor Edward Bellows : Thank you, Amy. And now I suppose the next order of business today should be to welcome Joanna Loudon
[applause]
Professor Edward Bellows : and to initiate her into our little circle.
Joanna Loudon : [as they put a black veil on her] What's going on?
Amy : It's just our initiation ceremony, Joanna. I mean, if you want to be a witch, you have to marry the devil, right?
Joanna Loudon : What? Agh!
Professor Edward Bellows : What's the matter? You don't like weddings?
Joanna Loudon : Who are you people?
Professor Edward Bellows : The Elm Street Society.
Joanna Loudon : I mean, what are you?
Professor Edward Bellows : Oh, a satanic cult. Everybody knows that.
Joanna Loudon : I didn't.
Professor Edward Bellows : Really? Amy, I told you that newspaper ad wasn't clear.
Amy : Don't blame me. I laid all three versions of that ad on a bed of nightshade, and the sacred toad hopped right onto that one.
Professor Edward Bellows : Oh, well then, Joanna must have misread it. Alright, Joanna. Now you'll relax once I anoint you with these bat livers.
Joanna Loudon : Dick!
Dick Loudon : [coming out of his office] What's going on?
Joanna Loudon : These people are witches.
Professor Edward Bellows : Gee, Joanna. You say that like it's a dirty word.
Joanna Loudon : Out. Everybody, out. You too, out.
Professor Edward Bellows : Joanna, give us a chance. You know, we're not so different than other people. We even have a credit union.
Joanna Loudon : Out!