Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : I was up all night too.
Jackie Harris : Why?
Roseanne Conner : 'Cause Becky and Mark were having a big fight in the next room and it's hard to sleep when you're wearing a stethoscope.
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Roseanne Conner : [drinking beer on the couch] Yeah you know, Dan's on my case saying I don't cuddle enough.
Becky Conner-Healy : Oh my God, cuddling?
[belches loudly]
Becky Conner-Healy : I hate it!
Jackie Harris : [smoking a cigar] I work all day, I come home, I want my dinner, a little zippity-do-dah, smack him on the ass and I'm out like a light.
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, I always take a couple more minutes with Dan to finish him off, you know, cuz otherwise I gotta lay there and listen to him gripe all night long.
