Roseanne (TV Series)
Skeleton in the Closet (1994)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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[Roseanne and Jackie visit Bev's salon and spot a familiar-looking wig on a dummy]
Jackie Harris : Roseanne, that is Mom's hair! Our mom wears a wig. You think she's bald?
Roseanne : No way.
Jackie Harris : If she's bald, that means that we could go bald. This is her hair. Look at this.
[dons the wig and begins imitating Bev]
Jackie Harris : Oh, Roseanne! A woman of your size shouldn't wear horizontal stripes! You should wear black or stay home. And another thing, dear: I don't mean to alarm you, but I think your little D.J. might be retarded!
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Roseanne : Hey! Our lodge parties were not lame. The cops had to come every year.
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Roseanne : I told you that that hair could not be real. Look at that. Even William Shatner would make fun of *that* piece.