DJ brings home his first girlfriend, Lisa, and it quickly becomes apparent that DJ is being used by Lisa throughout the episode. Their relationship mirrors Roseanne and Dan's own, to Roseanne's amusement and Dan's concern. Another fight between Dan and Roseanne ensues about the young couple, although it obviously is about themselves as well.
At the same time, Jackie and Fred start marriage counseling with Dr. Whitman. Their therapy turns out to be mostly for Fred, although Jackie clearly has more problems in their marriage.
DJ and Lisa's relationship turns out to be based on her willingness to french kiss, and DJ's ability to stick a spoon to his forehead.