Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Tiny Tim and Phyllis Diller (1968)

Dan Rowan: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Dan Rowan : Hey, I guess, like the rest of us, you're looking forward to Thursday?

  Dick Martin : What's so special about Thursday?

  Dan Rowan : Well, most American families have, eh, Thursday circled on their calenders, they have a date with a bird.

  Dick Martin : [scoffs]  I got a date with a bird every Thursday.

  Dan Rowan : Ah, the bird I'm talking about is a turkey, stuffed with goodies.

  Dick Martin : That's the bird I'm talking about.

• Tiny Tim : I ran away from home when I was twelve.

  Dan Rowan : Oh, your parents must have been terribly upset.

  Tiny Tim : No, they ran away when I was eleven.

• Dan Rowan : Eh, Judy?

  Judy Carne : Yes?

  Dan Rowan : What do you think of Governor Reagan?

  Judy Carne : Oh, he's too hippie critical for me.