Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Peter Falk (1969)

Dan Rowan: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Dan Rowan : Hey, you never did tell the folks where you went to college.

  Dick Martin : Vasser.

  Dan Rowan : V-Vasser? No, Vasser's a girls' school.

  Dick Martin : Well, you go to college to learn, don't you?

• Tonto : Me just find out that "Tonto" in Spanish means "Stupid".

  The Lone Ranger : Now don't worry about it, Tonto. it's just a name. It doesn't mean anything, stupid.

• Dick Martin : What do you get if you cross a movie actress with a washing machine?

  Dan Rowan : A washing machine with four ex-husbands.