Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Peter Lawford (1969)

Dan Rowan: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Dan Rowan : In 1917 we fought the Germans and we won. In 1941 we fought the Germans and we won. What I'd like to know is: why are we messing around with North-Vietnam when we could fight the Germans and win again?

• Dan Rowan : California, 1989, twenty years from now. Law and order reached it's peak today when King Ronald Reagan deputized the entire population of the United States from his bomb proof shelter under beautiful downtown Disneyland.

• Goldie Hawn : My aunt just opened a pancake house.

  Dan Rowan : Oh, how's business?

  Goldie Hawn : Good, they're selling like hotcakes.

• Henry Gibson : What is so rare as a day in June?

  Dan Rowan : A doctor who makes house calls.